Clearing Webs

XXX Hide and Seek

While Andy and I were fireside middle of the night outside a NC cabin celebrating our 5th anniversary I saw someone barely making their way up the hill, either very drunk or stoned. I told Andy and as we watched she tripped and swerved her way on up the hill to us. When she made it we saw a sixty-some looking hillbilly w/no teeth, thinning hair and smoker's skin. Andy asked her if we could help her. As I took in the doobie/cigarette (it was dark and my nose was stuffed) in her hand she explained, "I'm hidin' from my husband." Of course we were concerned and, pushing away selfish thoughts of our night being ruined, asked if she needed help. "Oh, naw. . . I'm just. . . foreplay. . . ya know. . . we're just. . ." (swaying around the whole time)". . . it's, ya know, foreplay. . . we like to hide from each other. . . just foreplay, that's all. . . you know, foreplay." Andy and I giggled a little together while she continued to repeat herself and sway. After a bit Andy decided we'd rather not be a part of this game and politely asked if she could continue this somewhere else and she staggered off around (and almost hitting) our cabin.